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Warning, not all of Ravage's answers are cute!
1. What never fails to make them smile
Soundwave’s happiness. Viridian purring. Laserbeak playing with shinies. Grimlock talking in actual sentences. That chicken of Cricket's that likes to sit on her.
2. What gives them goosebumps
Sadly, transformers do not get them.
3. Do they like to sing
Ravage likes to sing. Some people like Ravage’s singing and others do not.
4. Do they snore
No.
5. What do they do to comfort themselves
If Ravage has to comfort herself alone, she will play with perfumes and extracts, read or write poetry, listen to nostalgic music, or plot the demise of her enemies.
6. Best way to make them fall asleep
Sex followed by cuddles.
7. Favorite childhood toy
None really, but very fond of the Cybercats dolls that she didn’t have as a sparkling.
8. Where do they blush (ears, cheeks, nose etc.)
Ravage gets energon flushes in all the usual places but since she’s dark metal with black paint nobody but her and Soundwave is ever aware.
9. Do they win snowball fights
Ravage avoids snowball fights. They seem like a good way to get a rust infection.
10. Do they win pillow fights
Yes.
11. Do they win tickle fights
Ravage finishes tickle fights, but doesn’t win them, that would imply she played.
12. Favorite game to play
Poetry rounds
13. Best way to cheer them up
This depends on who you are. Little gifts, promises to smite her enemies, and good news work for most people, but only certain people can touch her without requesting permission. (These people include Soundwave, Megatron, Viridian, Laserbeak, Frenzy, Misfire, Krok, Ben, Aletayria, Loki, Lotor, and probably not you.)
14. Do they cry at sad stories
Yes. Ravage will sometimes make herself cry with sad stories/romances when she needs to because she’s very conditioned not to, otherwise.
15. How are they with kids
Ravage is very frightened to handle small organic babies because it would be so easy to hurt them without even trying. Once children can communicate well and get out of the way if she doesn’t see them, she finds them more amusing than she’d like to admit.
16. What never fails to make them laugh
Soundwave being goofy. Viridian laughing. Anything embarrassing or unpleasant that happens to Optimus Prime. Megatron fussing over Loki’s kids. Misfire trolling the Big Conversation. Grimlock being Grimlock. 90% of everything that Misfire does. Contemplating the demise of people like Galvatron and Getaway. The silly behaviour of Soundwave’s pet elephant. Schadenfreude. 50% of the dumb shit that Rumble and Frenzy pull. Laserbeak stealing shiny things. The expression on Soundwave’s face when he just got someone over a barrel and they didn’t even notice.
17. Favorite animal
Generally cats.
18. Favorite time of year
Springtime
19. Favorite holiday
The Festival of Lost Light
20. Favorite snack
Anything Soundwave makes for her, especially the fancy energon gel pastilles
21. Do they like sweets
YES
22. Favorite snuggle position
Lying draped on top of someone while they sleep or sit. Being the little spoon. Sitting in Soundwave’s lap.
23. Are they a blanket hog
Ravage frequently is the blanket.
24. Are they afraid of bugs
Not generally but if you’re not afraid of large numbers of Insecticons then you’re an idiot.
25. How difficult is it to get them out of bed
Is Soundwave in it? If so then very.
26. Are they good at video games
Yes.
27. Any pets
No.
28. Can they keep that houseplant alive
Yes, but plants belong outside.
29. Do they like to dance
Ravage loves to dance.
30. Favorite funny memory
Soundwave making her eat the big piece of a rust stick they were sharing.
31. Favorite childhood memory
Eating oil cakes while watching Cybercats of Darkmount.
32. Favorite story to tell
Depends on the audience.
33. Most embarrassing memory
Ever having been friends with Orion Pax.
34. Do they collect anything
Jewellery.
35. What makes them happy to think about
Soundwave. Viridian. Laserbeak. The rest of her family. Restoring the sovereignty of Destron. Genuine peace in the galaxy. Embarrassing the slag out of Optimus and delivering a combination “What the hell hero”/”The reason you suck” speech to him in public. Megatron and Loki being so happy together. Finding out who the hell let Viridian investigate Demus and hanging them by their toes and the tips of their ears till they spill everything they know. Hot spots with sparks in them. Sparklings as long as she won’t have to carry them ever. Ultra Magnus coming out as a beastformer. What Fortress Maximus must have looked like when Starscream told him he couldn’t arrest her or take her daughter away. Listening to Krok and the Scavengers and other friends tell her their plans for life when the war is over. Destroying the Black Block Consortium. When Rumble and Frenzy apologise to her. Who’s dating who. Contemplating how TC and Marissa should get married. Ben and Rey getting married. Megatron and Loki formally getting conjunxed. Flowers. Flowers that smell good. Perfume with lots of sillage. Anything that smells or tastes good. The time someone (Misfire?) edited her Autopedia page to say "Ravage of Hotcattistan" and say she's an outlier with the power of making everyone fall in love with her.
1. What never fails to make them smile
Soundwave’s happiness. Viridian purring. Laserbeak playing with shinies. Grimlock talking in actual sentences. That chicken of Cricket's that likes to sit on her.
2. What gives them goosebumps
Sadly, transformers do not get them.
3. Do they like to sing
Ravage likes to sing. Some people like Ravage’s singing and others do not.
4. Do they snore
No.
5. What do they do to comfort themselves
If Ravage has to comfort herself alone, she will play with perfumes and extracts, read or write poetry, listen to nostalgic music, or plot the demise of her enemies.
6. Best way to make them fall asleep
Sex followed by cuddles.
7. Favorite childhood toy
None really, but very fond of the Cybercats dolls that she didn’t have as a sparkling.
8. Where do they blush (ears, cheeks, nose etc.)
Ravage gets energon flushes in all the usual places but since she’s dark metal with black paint nobody but her and Soundwave is ever aware.
9. Do they win snowball fights
Ravage avoids snowball fights. They seem like a good way to get a rust infection.
10. Do they win pillow fights
Yes.
11. Do they win tickle fights
Ravage finishes tickle fights, but doesn’t win them, that would imply she played.
12. Favorite game to play
Poetry rounds
13. Best way to cheer them up
This depends on who you are. Little gifts, promises to smite her enemies, and good news work for most people, but only certain people can touch her without requesting permission. (These people include Soundwave, Megatron, Viridian, Laserbeak, Frenzy, Misfire, Krok, Ben, Aletayria, Loki, Lotor, and probably not you.)
14. Do they cry at sad stories
Yes. Ravage will sometimes make herself cry with sad stories/romances when she needs to because she’s very conditioned not to, otherwise.
15. How are they with kids
Ravage is very frightened to handle small organic babies because it would be so easy to hurt them without even trying. Once children can communicate well and get out of the way if she doesn’t see them, she finds them more amusing than she’d like to admit.
16. What never fails to make them laugh
Soundwave being goofy. Viridian laughing. Anything embarrassing or unpleasant that happens to Optimus Prime. Megatron fussing over Loki’s kids. Misfire trolling the Big Conversation. Grimlock being Grimlock. 90% of everything that Misfire does. Contemplating the demise of people like Galvatron and Getaway. The silly behaviour of Soundwave’s pet elephant. Schadenfreude. 50% of the dumb shit that Rumble and Frenzy pull. Laserbeak stealing shiny things. The expression on Soundwave’s face when he just got someone over a barrel and they didn’t even notice.
17. Favorite animal
Generally cats.
18. Favorite time of year
Springtime
19. Favorite holiday
The Festival of Lost Light
20. Favorite snack
Anything Soundwave makes for her, especially the fancy energon gel pastilles
21. Do they like sweets
YES
22. Favorite snuggle position
Lying draped on top of someone while they sleep or sit. Being the little spoon. Sitting in Soundwave’s lap.
23. Are they a blanket hog
Ravage frequently is the blanket.
24. Are they afraid of bugs
Not generally but if you’re not afraid of large numbers of Insecticons then you’re an idiot.
25. How difficult is it to get them out of bed
Is Soundwave in it? If so then very.
26. Are they good at video games
Yes.
27. Any pets
No.
28. Can they keep that houseplant alive
Yes, but plants belong outside.
29. Do they like to dance
Ravage loves to dance.
30. Favorite funny memory
Soundwave making her eat the big piece of a rust stick they were sharing.
31. Favorite childhood memory
Eating oil cakes while watching Cybercats of Darkmount.
32. Favorite story to tell
Depends on the audience.
33. Most embarrassing memory
Ever having been friends with Orion Pax.
34. Do they collect anything
Jewellery.
35. What makes them happy to think about
Soundwave. Viridian. Laserbeak. The rest of her family. Restoring the sovereignty of Destron. Genuine peace in the galaxy. Embarrassing the slag out of Optimus and delivering a combination “What the hell hero”/”The reason you suck” speech to him in public. Megatron and Loki being so happy together. Finding out who the hell let Viridian investigate Demus and hanging them by their toes and the tips of their ears till they spill everything they know. Hot spots with sparks in them. Sparklings as long as she won’t have to carry them ever. Ultra Magnus coming out as a beastformer. What Fortress Maximus must have looked like when Starscream told him he couldn’t arrest her or take her daughter away. Listening to Krok and the Scavengers and other friends tell her their plans for life when the war is over. Destroying the Black Block Consortium. When Rumble and Frenzy apologise to her. Who’s dating who. Contemplating how TC and Marissa should get married. Ben and Rey getting married. Megatron and Loki formally getting conjunxed. Flowers. Flowers that smell good. Perfume with lots of sillage. Anything that smells or tastes good. The time someone (Misfire?) edited her Autopedia page to say "Ravage of Hotcattistan" and say she's an outlier with the power of making everyone fall in love with her.
