the empire of unsheathed claws

cybercatastrophe: So there's an elephant in my front yard.

thunderthighs: Okay, dumbaft, if we didn't all know exactly who you are, we sure do now. And soon we're going to know WHERE you are, too.

cybercatastrophe: Dream on. Also he is never going to conjunx you even if we don't blow his head off.

thunderthighs: I don't know about that. They all said that about you, and if shareware like you can get someone to take you to keep I guess anyone can.

emeraldwings: You are very close to the line, TT, but keep it up.

thunderthighs: And you say that this site isn't biased regarding the current situation.

cybercatastrophe: As I was saying.

cybercatastrophe: "but CC, it followed me home...."

cybercatastrophe: "Is that because you let it out of a cage?"

cybercatastrophe: "...maybe? But CC, it was a really small cage."

cybercatastrophe: "To be fair, DJWaveform, it's a really small elephant."

cybercatastrophe: "Too small to be living alone!"

cybercatastrophe: "But living with a bunch of Decepticons is a better option?"

cybercatastrophe: Readers, I caved.

cybercatastrophe: I'm going to let it slide. I'm not heartless enough to accept humans keeping baby elephants in cages. And besides they can be toilet trained.

cybercatastrophe: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-334815/Smelly-elephant-toilet-trained.

cybercatastrophe: See this is actually an actual thing.

thunderthighs: "See this is actually an actual thing." Gentlemechs, the REAL Voice of --

emeraldwings: I will ban you for doxxing, see if I don't.

thunderthighs: I swear when we win I am going to find out who YOU are.

cybercatastrophe: Shut the frag up already. And I don't know where you picked up your latest UN, but whoever told you that was a compliment in human was lying their aft off.

cybercatastrophe: He promised no more minis without asking. But an elephant isn't a mini.