the empire of unsheathed claws

cybercatastrophe: So there's an elephant in my front yard.

thunderthighs: Okay, dumbaft, if we didn't all know exactly who you are, we sure do now. And soon we're going to know WHERE you are, too.

cybercatastrophe: Dream on. Also he is never going to conjunx you even if we don't blow his head off.

thunderthighs: I don't know about that. They all said that about you, and if shareware like you can get someone to take you to keep I guess anyone can.

emeraldwings: You are very close to the line, TT, but keep it up.

thunderthighs: And you say that this site isn't biased regarding the current situation.

cybercatastrophe: As I was saying.

cybercatastrophe: "but CC, it followed me home...."

cybercatastrophe: "Is that because you let it out of a cage?"

cybercatastrophe: "...maybe? But CC, it was a really small cage."

cybercatastrophe: "To be fair, DJWaveform, it's a really small elephant."

cybercatastrophe: "Too small to be living alone!"

cybercatastrophe: "But living with a bunch of Decepticons is a better option?"

cybercatastrophe: Readers, I caved.

cybercatastrophe: I'm going to let it slide. I'm not heartless enough to accept humans keeping baby elephants in cages. And besides they can be toilet trained.

cybercatastrophe: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-334815/Smelly-elephant-toilet-trained.

cybercatastrophe: See this is actually an actual thing.

thunderthighs: "See this is actually an actual thing." Gentlemechs, the REAL Voice of --

emeraldwings: I will ban you for doxxing, see if I don't.

thunderthighs: I swear when we win I am going to find out who YOU are.

cybercatastrophe: Shut the frag up already. And I don't know where you picked up your latest UN, but whoever told you that was a compliment in human was lying their aft off.

cybercatastrophe: He promised no more minis without asking. But an elephant isn't a mini.

From: https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/6645982.html?thread=2926258910#cmt2926258910

Ravage laughed. "The temper of an exploding star, you say? I've seen no evidence of that, but I believe it, because I've seen Megatron in a fury and that is a very apt description of it. It shouldn't be hard to get you copies of any of his writings in a Decepticon installation, no worries, I'll get them to you, if you have a way to translate and read them."

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Laserbeak munched on some Copper Curlz and listened. She would find a way to make Soundwave understand, she determined. She was shocked at how close Ravage might be to leaving them. She wanted to believe that Ravage was just being kind, which was always his downfall, but knowing that he had resumed 'facing their former and faithless Lord (and she had no doubt that had happened) was a bit of a shock.

Soundwave had never objected to that before (for one thing, he wasn't going to tell Megatron not to, and he would love Ravage no matter what he did) but that had been when everyone she cared about was still all on the same side and getting along much better because of their common enemies.